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We're going to rent a bus (or something) and go on a tour to the craziest places in America. The list begins now!
1. Creation Museum - Just what it sounds like. An entire museum based on the retarded idea that a single magician created the entire universe. Also, T-Rex eats a pineapple in the Garden of Eden.
2. The Ark Park - You can buy a ticket to secure a spot on the Ark once the world is cleansed by water once again! Wait, isn't it supposed to be cleansed by fire? Maybe the Ark is fireproof.
3. Glore Psychiatric Museum - Not related to religious anything, but still freakin' tits. The museum is filled with artwork done by lunatics. That's gotta be some crazy shit, right there.
