Last Updated on January 7th.
January
9 - start school grooossss
February
Movie -
14 - mock single friends.
March
Movie -
April
1 - attempt to give parents heart attacks.
May
June
July
4 - attempt to ignite neighbor's house with sparklers and those screamy fireworks.
August
September
October
31 - dress up like a slutty nurse/police officer/race car driver/homeless person.
November
20something - gorge on turkey and be thankful for shit.
The next day - beat the hell out of old ladies at WalMart.
December
21 - end of the world.
25 - gift-giving day.
